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Preferences Favourites Never! Characteristics History Possessions Speculation Random Facts PREFERENCES Chris enjoys the "occasional massage" (Mar 2 2000); the kind he prefers is Shiatsu (Nov 14 2000). The minor cheap treat that he enjoys is "playing chess" (Mar 2 2000) and his favourite chess piece is "the knight. Never know where it's going to go" (Apr 2 2004). Chris says that he does read erotica, but "not as a steady diet" (Oct 12 2001) and says he prefers Penthouse to Playboy (Dec 14 2000; Nov 25 2001). He would most want to be on the cover of Mad Magazine, with the caption "Special Vixens Unit" (Jan 14 2002). FAVOURITES He doesn't like colognes or aftershaves (Apr 29 2000) and prefers women "au naturel" (Jan 16 2001). Chris does not use aftershave (Feb 17 2001) and his favourite scent is "natural" (Oct 12 2001). When Chris was a child, his favourite magazine was Mad Magazine (Dec 14 2000) and his favourite nickname from childhood is Buckwheat (Apr 29 2000). Christopher has said that his favourite colours are black and blue, but more recently, he asked, in response to that question, "Is paisley a color?" (Mar 28 2001; Apr 29 2001; Jan 20 2005) His favourite t-shirt is black and sleeveless (Mar 7 2000). Chris's favourite Corvette is the 1968 (Mar 28 2000). NEVER! Chris would not do a full-frontal pose for a nude celebrity calendar, even if the proceeds were going to charity (Mar 28 2000). He's also never considered posing for Playgirl (May 22 2000) and has never been approached to pose, either (Apr 19 2001). Chris has never been knocked unconscious (June 9 2000), never had a car accident (Dec 14 2000) and has never been flying in a helicopter (Jan 26 2001). CHARACTERISTICS Christopher says he was both shy and outgoing as a child (Apr 21 2000), is extroverted (Oct 3 2000), but also a loner by nature (June 9 2000). It takes Chris about a week to grow a beard (Oct 4 2000) and he gets his hair cut "once every 10 days" (Dec 4 2000). On whether he's mechanically inclined: "My soul is, my knowledge and patience are not" (Dec 14 2000). Chris is neither ticklish (Oct 12 2001) nor a packrat (Dec 6 2001). HISTORY Christopher's earliest memory is of "playing around the neighborhood" when he was about three years old (June 10 2000); apparently, the memory was of "catching bees" (Dec 2 2000). Chris's first girlfriend was a little girl named Lolly, when he was five years old (Apr 29 2000). When he was a child, Chris collected football cups from 7-11 (Jan 12 2001). He says he "always liked nightmares" as a child (Oct 12 2001). A fan asked for an 'Only in New York' incident that Chris witnessed. Chris replied: "A hooker and a john were walking into a seedy motel. Out rushes an Iranian guy from a bodega, wielding a baseball bat. The hooker and john freeze. The Iranian guy pushes a huge garbage bin, rats scurry, and the Iranian starts clubbing them to death. The hooker screams and runs into the motel. O.K.?" (Aug 9 2000) Chris has been hypnotised (June 19 2000) and has been violently ill (Oct 9 2001). POSSESSIONS At one point, Chris had The Simpsons as the design on his cheques (Oct 1 2000), but has said more recently that he has "no idea" what his cheques look like (Dec 25 2002). The kinds of watches he has are "sports, vintage and a few pocket watches" (Dec 14 2000) and he once got an "antique watch fob" as a present (Apr 5 2005). Chris owns "a Gary Fisher" bike (Dec 14 2000). SPECULATION If a movie were being made of his life, Christopher and Sherman would be played by "Elias Koteas" and "Sharon Stone" (Jan 4 2001). If Chris could be reincarnated as either a man or a woman, he would "stick with the guy thing, because I'm too afraid of what it'd be like as a woman" (Sept 29 2003). RANDOM FACTS Christopher can drink four bottles of beer before he "has to go" (Feb 7 2000). Three weeks is the longest he's ever put off doing laundry (Feb 7 2000). On whom he would most like to be a victim of a custard pie attack: "The Stooges or the Marx brothers. Right now, Paul Giamatti" (Nov 4 2004). Last updated: March 04/06 | |