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[This section is all about Brian, the webmaster of this site. (And no, he's not the editor of these FAQs, in case you were wondering.) We wouldn't have any of this without you, Brian. Chris Meloni isn't the only one who appreciates all you do here. Thanks. – Editor] According to Chris, "BRIAN WEBMASTER (NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE) is the genius behind all that is Meloni in net land. He is the catalyst, visionary and nice guy behind the whole land. I am lucky to have him in my corner" (Oct 9 2002). Christopher is full of praise for Brian, saying that Brian is not just "the bestest guy," (as one fan called him), but the "bestest and brightest" (Mar 28 2000) and "the bomb" (Jan 20 2005). Chris also admits, "I'm not cool. Brian's cool" (Aug 20 2000) and says that if he were to write a book about his life, he would entitle it Call Me Brian (Jan 14 2002). Chris's New Year's resolution was to "stop thinking of webmaster Brian day and night. I've already failed miserably" (Feb 26 2004). While trolling this website, Chris spends time waiting "for words of wisdom from Brian (big sigh)" (Apr 20 2005). When told that Brian would delete the question that a fan really wanted to ask, Chris replied, "Brian is what we call in the biz, a 'meany'" (Jan 24 2005). When asked how he conveys so much emotion in one look, Chris said, "I do that…(drum roll please), by thinking of you, Brian" (Aug 9 2000). In fact, to prepare for angry scenes on Law and Order: SVU, Chris says, "I think of Brian, my webmaster, telling me he's quitting my site and moving on to Lee Tergesen's, and I just see...purple" (Sept 8 2004). When asked what Christopher Meloni and Chris Keller have in common, Chris said, "Hm…that one can never be revealed…ever. Ever. He does have a lot of Brian in him, however" (Aug 28 2001). Brian's influence over Keller even affects Keller's wardrobe: "How do I see Keller? In a little taffeta number, hand-sewn by the webmaster Brian" (Feb 16 2003). In fact, Brian seems to be influencing Chris Meloni's wardrobe as well. When asked about the black leather pants he wore on the Live with Regis and Kelly, Chris said, "They're called the 'webmasters' - get 'em. They're tight! And right! Thank you" (Feb 15 2003). In a remake, Chris would play "someone you haven't mentioned - 'Brian Webmaster, man of mystery'" (June 25 2002). In the near future, Chris probably won't be acting at all; he'll be too busy "managing the official 'Toronto Brian' website" (June 9 2000). More seriously, Christopher has commented on the article that appeared in a Canadian newspaper, The National Post, in which he said many nice things about Webmaster Brian. Chris says, "The truth compelled me to say it" (June 14 2000). In addition, Chris says, "I appreciate Brian immensely - there could be no one more hard-working and respectful than he" (June 26 2000). In the end, Chris gives "three cheers for Brian" (Mar 20 2005). Last updated: March 04/06 | |